Is jude on the fosters gay

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Welcome back to The Fosters recaps! I told you that guy was Degrassi material! Brandon moved in with his girlfriend, Courtney, because he was tired of his moms acting like moms and holding him accountable for his perpetually shitty decisions. Mostly obviously they were mad that he and Callie slept together.

She got why it was such a huge problem. He did not. Connor did not text back. And my perfect angel babies, Stef and Lena, were perfect. Boggart versions of Stef and Lena are staring down Callie on the couch in the Adams Foster living room, telling her this time is the time she went too far.

Sleeping with Brandon renders her adoption null and void and her social worker is here to cart her away. Okay, but maybe the occasional lie and sneak. In real life, Stef and Lena tell Callie to just shrug it off when people come at her with their rumor mongering at school today.

A big bad grown-up? Enjoy the interest on your loan and getting a quote from Geico for a policy for an year-old boy! Probably Mike took her after work, but I honestly just like to imagine Stef walking ten miles to the car, grumbling to herself the whole time about what an ass Brandon is, and then arriving at the car and getting in and driving away.

Very Stef! Anchor Beach is full of drama. These guys are over having a shooter in their midst and are ready to get down to the business of slut-shaming. Some angry teens glower at Callie and whisper at her. She wallops him right in the head with her fist. The kids in her support group accuse her of turning Nick into a sociopath and Jesus yells at them.

Callie gets suspended. Jesus gets to make out with Emma. She wholly believes it is correct to punch sexists in the face. Taylor is above the rumors and the cattiness and all of it because she has Jesus in her heart. She invites Jude to go to weekday afternoon church with her and he says yes even though his experience with religion so far has been of the God Hates Gays variety.

My favorite part of the Bible is when Solomon climbs the tree to take hold of the lady fruit. His confirmation that God is on his side comes almost immediately upon entering weekday afternoon church. For one thing, the youth leader teaches about David and Jonathan, the gayest homosexuals is jude on the fosters gay the entire Bible.

Taylor: Excuse me, weekday afternoon church is not over. Jude: You totally brought me here to hook up with that handsome gay teen! Taylor: And? Jude: You know I was only gay for Connor. Jude: [Runs angrily into the street.